I live with my mum and dad and my big brother Neil.
Dad is an astronaut so he's gone a lot getting ready to go to outer space someday.
I play with Mum a lot so she won't be sad when Dad's gone.
Neil plays with her too but he's usually too busy having girls over and stuff.
This is Neil with his best friend Deena and me with my best friend Hayley. Mum says we must never forget to be grateful that our friends can come to visit because Dad and the guys at work got the zombies out of the streets. No one was ever allowed to go out before except work and school and stuff. Now Dad can go fishing but Mum can't because she's too old.
Mum really likes Hayley because her mother is Mum's best friend. She doesn't like Deena because Deena said she didn't know how people could waste time painting when there was so much real work to be done.
Mum really likes to paint.
Mum and Dad still get all mushy even though they're old and smell bad.
I don't ever want to get married but if I have to maybe Hayley wouldn't be too bad.
